Have I mentioned that I don't even like to eat pickles?
Well, I suppose that's not entirely true. I like sweet pickle relish, and I like sweet pickles. (can you see a trend here?) But most pickles are Dill or Kosher, which I don't like. Is it possible to have Kosher Sweet Pickles?
In unrelated news, I've come up with a mascot. The Pickle Fairy! She'll be making an appearance on the front page art shortly. Hopefully I can find a way to obscure the naughty bits. Fairies in the Down-Time mythos are notorious exhibitionists.
Ack! Sweet pickles are the devil's creation. A total assault on the taste buds lying in wait for the unsuspecting pickle lover. Pickle fairies... Naughty bits camouflaged... You are a dangerous man. Still, I can't wait to see what you come up with, oh King of Pickley Goodness.
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